still filling you in

so last year i had an INTERESTING dream. so here it is:

Dream Log: 1/4/10


I dreamt my sister shahoodeh and i were standing on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean. looking out into the sea we saw Selena Gomez passing by on a jet ski.
I blinked, then said " Why's she wearing a prom dress while riding a jet ski"
"didn't you hear?" my sister replied " Selena Gomez is traveling cross-country looking for her childhood crush"
"that's stupid" I barked, then leaned over the rail to get a closer look
Selena passed by slowly looking determined, black hair flapping in the wind, little sardines got thrown up by the force of the jet ski. She eyed them hungrily. somehow i knew that she had made her way there without any supplies. but still i screamed "EW" when she attempted to eat one.
maybe she heard me cause she quickly dropped it. snapping out of her delirious sate.
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The scene was suddenly shifted and Selena Gomez was talking to a red-curly-haired Jewish girl (?) who was wearing a similar dress.
Apparently the Jewish girl (?) knew Selena's childhood crush. In fact he passes by waving at them.
though his face looked blurry to me.
they watch their crush walk into a crowd of people. an excited scream is heard.
his ex-girl-friend whose recently been engaged threw herself around him gleefully.
"it's been so long Stan!" she cried "I missed you so much!"

yes, the ex-girl-friend was Wendy, and the childhood crush was Stan Marsh.

but to me, the words went unheard. i went on not realizing who the people in front of me were supposed to represent. every one was walking around in a park. but as far as i was concerned i was still standing on a cruise ship.

Stan walked away with Wendy to get some quality time. Selena and the Jewish girl followed after.

Wendy and Stan walk into Stan's room. which was in some hotel. for some unknown reason the wall in front of his room was glass so you could see what they where doing easily.
they were chatting because Stan is too much of a wuss to try anything else, and maybe he just didn't want to.

Selena peered in and gasped " Oh my god! what a slut!"
the Jewish girl (?) frowned as she realized that Wendy was lifting up her skirt in an attempt to woo Stan.
Stan was oblivious.

"We should do that too!" Selena said angrily
"we shouldn't stoop to her level!" the Jewish girl snapped
but Selena was already starting to strip down. a concierge walked up to her and stared.
She took noticed and stopped. the concierge walked away.
the Jewish girl huffed in disbelief "he was just staring at you! what an asshole!"

Stan had suddenly taken notice that Wendy was being a skank, and nooo. he was not happy. he ushered he out of his room. the last thing Stan wanted was to be involved in an affair.


The Jewish girl and Selena were so happy they confessed their feelings to Stan. Selena kissed him on the cheek and the Jewish girl kissed him somewhere near his forehead,
and only then was his face clear to me! Stan was James Roday!!!! yes, TV's Shawn Spencer from Psych!!!

He had wanted more lovin from the Jewish girl, but no. she wanted to move slow.
he turned to Selena worried that his nose was too long and the Jewish girl wouldn't love him
"are you kidding!? this is Kyle we're talking about!" Selena retorted.

*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPP*!!!!
omg! the Jewish girl, was actually KYLE!!! and he was in drag!!!


and i woke up. I'm still wondering why i had such a strange dream >_>;
and why Selena Gomez. maybe i have a crush or something gay like that :P