Gunther's Rap

So a couple of week ago my sister and I watched the episode Garage Banned, in which Gunther raps. We were so bewildered when we first saw Gunther rapping that the lyrics floated over the top of our heads xD so that why we re-watched the ep and wrote down the lyrics of the rap.



Oh no he di'nt!
Uh! uh! oh yeah!
Brother wasn't raised in a violent way
but this vagabond's got one down callin' me a woman every day
results on you screamin' out. uh ooh!

Always puttin' on a smile a smile while all Kick does is sit around and frown
You think that I'm the clown?
Or just the comic relief?
When all I wanna do is bite you with my teeth!

(btw my face when i heard that last line....)

(like Guuuuuntherrrrrrrr if you bite Kick you'll swallow him whole!!!)

chic chi chi chic chic Chicarelli Chicarelli.

Oh and another thing!
Rasins in my brownies Mom?
Whatcha thinkin'?!
Can I have a word in the foyer?
On second thought i'd speak to my lawyer
And see the look on her face
As he presents my case
And destroys her!
That will teach her
Not to mess me
And a thousand year-old Viking brownie recipe
d-don't don't bake it like that! uh uh
don't bake it like that! why? huh?
don't bake it like that! uh fool please!

And why does Mrs. Fitzpartick always say
Gunther you're slackin' in every way?
Why do you say that I'm slackin'?
Cause I choose the back of the classroom to do mah nappin'?

then to the C to the A to the F to the Teria
where all the flavah's be lackin'
my lips been smackin'
friends crackalakin
and all you haters will find me packin'!
... my lunch.

poot a toot toot.


"That was amazing Gunther! " exclaimed Kick, totally forgetting that Gunther had previously threatened to bite him.



..p.s. i can't remember exactly what Kick said. correct me if i'm wrong ;p